The bandage was wound around the wound.
The farm was used to produce produce.
The dump was so full they had to refuse more refuse.
We must polish the Polish furniture.
He could lead if he would only get the lead out.
The soldier decided to desert in the desert.
There is no time like the present to present the present.
A bass was painted on the bass drum.
When frightened the dove dove into the bushes.
I did not object to the object.
The insurance policy was invalid for the invalid.
There was a row about how to row the boat.
They were too close to the door to close it.
A buck does funny things when the does are present.
A seamstress and a sewer fell into a sewer.
The wind was too strong to wind down the sail.
After a number of injections my jaw got number.
He shed a tear when he saw a tear in the painting.
I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

English is a crazy language.

There is no egg in eggplant.
No ham in hamburger.
No apple, or pine in a pineapple.
Sweetmeats are candies: sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat. Quicksand works slowly.
Boxing rings are square.
A guinea pig is neither a pig, nor from Guinea.
You park in the driveway, but drive on the parkway.
You ship by truck and send cargo by ship.
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
Your house can burn up while it burns down.
You fill in a form by filling it out.
An alarm goes off when it turns on.
When the stars are out they are visible, but when lights are out they are invisible.
Finally, when you turn off your computer, you have to hit start.